turkey day

Most people buy a turkey for Christmas dinner. Not us. We hit one on highway 402 this afternoon. Made a god-awful dent in the fender. Busted the mirror off. Turkey shit all over the side of the truck, smells like a poultry farm.

Not sure just how to put this to the insurance agent.... I can hear him now...."You hit a turkey on CHRISTMAS DAY???" Oh really....

At least it didn't come through the windshield. That'd have messed up my hair.